The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing: Strategy 5

Step 5: Develop a deep understanding of the concept of "Not-Doing". Learn to see the world as a vast, endless expanse of things that you don't need to do.

Key takeaways:

• Reframe your thoughts to focus on the negative consequences of action.
• Practice the art of staring at a blank page for hours.
• Master the ancient art of making excuses.
• Learn to distinguish between "I can do it" and "I'll get around to it someday".

Advanced Techniques:

Take it to the next level by combining these strategies with:

• Procrastination by proxy: delegate tasks to others, then watch them struggle.
• Procrastination by delegation: claim you're busy, then watch others do the work while you play video games.

You are now ready to move on to the next level: Strategy 6: The Power of Distraction.

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, you can take the shortcut.

Or, if you're feeling really, really lazy, you can just go back to bed.