Welcome to our esteemed institution, dedicated to the study of doing absolutely, completely, and utterly nothing. Our researchers have been working tirelessly for 10 years to perfect the art of achieving nothingness.
Our findings indicate that the most productive way to do nothing is to:
Our team is proud to announce that our research has led to the development of the 'Nothing-Meter', a device that can accurately measure the exact amount of nothing you've achieved in your day.
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