Year 10 of Procrastination Timeline
Here's a rundown of the last 10 years of doing absolutely nothing productive.
- 2020: Resolved to start a new habit, lasted 3 days
- 2021: Binge-watched 47 entire seasons of TV shows
- 2022: Mastered the art of folding a single piece of paper into a perfect origami cat (not really)
- 2023: Discovered the joys of playing Solitaire for 14 hours straight (record)
- 2024: Learned to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich (using a toaster)
- 2025: Invented the art of sleeping with my eyes open (a true talent)
- 2026: Baked a cake without using a recipe (it was... interesting)
- 2027: Held the record for longest time spent playing 'Stardew Valley'
- 2028: Discovered the thrill of reorganizing my sock drawer for hours on end
- 2029: Successfully procrastinated through a entire year without using a calendar (feat)
- 2030: Began writing the Great American Novel of Procrastination (still a work in progress...)