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The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination Techniques

Welcome to the art of doing nothing! Here, we'll explore the most advanced methods of avoiding productivity, wasting time, and generally being a slacker.

Technique #1: The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching

Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. No need to worry about plot holes or character development, just zone out.

Learn more about the art of binge-watching

Technique #2: The Science of Social Media Stalking

Scroll through your feeds, liking and sharing posts from people you've never met. It's like a digital game of "who can see who's online"!

Discover the thrill of stalking your online acquaintances

Technique #3: The Fine Art of Extreme Pajama-Wearing

Wear your PJs for 12 hours straight. No need for showers, meals, or human interaction. It's like a marathon, but with more sweatpants.

Read about the history of extreme pajama-wearing

And that's just the beginning! Stay tuned for more advanced techniques in procrastination.

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