Technique #3: The Art of Pretending to Work While Actually Doing Nothing

This is the pinnacle of productivity techniques. It's a delicate dance of typing random keys, browsing Reddit, and occasionally saving a half-hearted draft.

Step 1: Create a to-do list with a million tasks

  1. Open multiple tabs on your browser
  2. Write down 500 things you need to do
  3. Cross out 499 of them

Voilà! You're now a master of pretending to work.

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Technique #4: The Art of Binge-Watching Entire TV Seasons in One Sitting