The Art of Doing Nothing: 10 Techniques for the Utterly Indolent

Techniques 1-5

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching Cat Videos

Get lost in the mesmerizing world of cats. Study the art of doing nothing while still accomplishing nothing.

Technique 2: The Science of Crafting the Ultimate To-Do List

Conjure up the most epic list the world has ever seen. Prioritize, categorize, and cross off items with reckless abandon.

Technique 3: The Ancient Discipline of Extreme Picking

Master the art of choosing the perfect snack while simultaneously avoiding the task at hand. A true discipline.

Technique 4: The Lost Art of Mastering the Perfect Nap

Discover the secrets of finding the perfect balance between rest and alertness. A true art form.

Technique 5: The Dark Magic of Social Media Browsing

Unleash the power of endless scrolling to distract, confound, and bewilder.

Techniques 6-10

Technique 6: The Subtle Art of Pretending to Work

Master the delicate balance between productivity and doing nothing. A true balancing act.

Technique 7: The Ancient Rite of Reorganizing the Fridge

Conjure up the perfect excuse for not doing the thing you're supposed to be doing. A true ritual.

Technique 8: The Dark Art of Creating the Ultimate To-Don't List

Master the art of listing everything you don't want to do. A true masterpiece.

Technique 9: The Ancient Craft of Mastering the Art of Distraction

Find the perfect distraction to keep you away from the task at hand. A true art form.

Technique 10: The Ultimate Technique of Doing Nothing at All

Master the art of doing nothing, the ultimate goal of the Utterly Indolent.