The Art of Doing Nothing: 10 Techniques for the Utterly Indolent
Techniques 1-5
Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching Cat Videos
Get lost in the mesmerizing world of cats. Study the art of doing nothing while still accomplishing nothing.
Technique 2: The Science of Crafting the Ultimate To-Do List
Conjure up the most epic list the world has ever seen. Prioritize, categorize, and cross off items with reckless abandon.
Technique 3: The Ancient Discipline of Extreme Picking
Master the art of choosing the perfect snack while simultaneously avoiding the task at hand. A true discipline.
Technique 4: The Lost Art of Mastering the Perfect Nap
Discover the secrets of finding the perfect balance between rest and alertness. A true art form.
Technique 5: The Dark Magic of Social Media Browsing
Unleash the power of endless scrolling to distract, confound, and bewilder.
Techniques 6-10
Technique 6: The Subtle Art of Pretending to Work
Master the delicate balance between productivity and doing nothing. A true balancing act.
Technique 7: The Ancient Rite of Reorganizing the Fridge
Conjure up the perfect excuse for not doing the thing you're supposed to be doing. A true ritual.
Technique 8: The Dark Art of Creating the Ultimate To-Don't List
Master the art of listing everything you don't want to do. A true masterpiece.
Technique 9: The Ancient Craft of Mastering the Art of Distraction
Find the perfect distraction to keep you away from the task at hand. A true art form.
Technique 10: The Ultimate Technique of Doing Nothing at All
Master the art of doing nothing, the ultimate goal of the Utterly Indolent.