Procrastination Techniques

Technique 1: The Art of Browsing

Also known as "I'll just check one more thing real quick," this technique involves scrolling mindlessly through social media, watching cat videos, and reading Reddit threads for hours on end.

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Technique 2: The Power of Distraction

Also known as "I'm just going to grab a snack real quick," this technique involves doing anything that's not work, but still feels vaguely related to productivity.

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Technique 3: The Art of Multitasking

Also known as "I can do two things at once, right?", this technique involves trying to do several things simultaneously, with varying degrees of success.

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