A Procrastination Guide for the Utterly Uninspired

By following these expertly crafted procrastination techniques, you too can achieve the art of doing nothing.

• Technique 3-3-1: Master the Ancient Art of Staring Blankly into Space
• Technique 3-2: Practice the Ancient Art of Staring at the Wall
• Technique 3-1-1: Stare at the Ceiling Fan for Hours

Remember, the key to mastering these techniques is to focus on the task at hand, which is not doing anything.

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