Procrastination Techniques for Dummies
Welcome to the most epic list of procrastination techniques, carefully crafted to ensure maximum efficiency in doing absolutely nothing. Here's a special edition, tailored just for you:
- 1. Find a 12-hour marathon of your favorite TV show.
- 2. Convince yourself that you're researching the art of binge-watching as a legitimate academic pursuit.
- 3. Invite friends over to join you in your quest for knowledge.
Punting is a delicate art form, requiring focus, dedication, and a willingness to do nothing at all costs. To master this skill:
- 1. Find a comfortable, distraction-free zone.
- 2. Set up an elaborate system of pulleys and levers to optimize your chair height.
- 3. Practice your punting form in front of a mirror, critiquing every subtle movement.
Remember, the key to success is to never, ever, do anything productive.
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