Step 1: Find a comfy spot, preferably with a window to gaze out of.
Step 2: Stare intensely at the wall, or better yet, a blank piece of paper.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until the world outside your window ceases to exist.
Step 4: Declare to yourself, "I am a professional navel gazer."
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