THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO PROCASTINATION

Technique 4/10: The Art of Doing Nothing While Appearing Busy

In a world where productivity is the ultimate goal, it's time to flip the script and master the art of procastination. This technique is all about looking busy while secretly enjoying your favorite video game, TV show, or meme.

To pull off this feat, start by opening multiple tabs on your computer, each one a different window into a parallel universe of productivity. Type random keys on your keyboard, make occasional mouse movements, and periodically glance at a clock to maintain the illusion of urgency.

But don't just stop at the basics! Take it to the next level by creating a fake to-do list, complete with fake tasks and deadlines. Share it with your colleagues, and bask in the glory of their envy as they struggle to keep up with your frenetic pace.

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