Step 1: Gather an excessive amount of office supplies and random knick-knacks. This will ensure you have enough "inspiration" to fuel your creative endeavors.
Step 2: Place the supplies in a random arrangement on your desk. The more haphazard, the better.
Step 3: Take a 30-minute break to contemplate the meaning of life. This will give you the "motivation" to return to your task at hand.
Step 4: Add a few "temporal anchors" to your space. This will provide a sense of grounding and stability, even amidst the chaos.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum, until you're certain you've reached peak procrastination.
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