Concentrate on the cat's existential crisis
In this advanced technique, you must completely tune out the world around you and focus solely on the cat's inner turmoil. Watch as it stares blankly into space, contemplating the meaninglessness of its own existence.
To achieve extreme focus, try staring intently at the cat's face for at least 30 minutes without blinking. If your eyes begin to water, you're not doing it right.
But don't just stop at the cat prophets. Try to tune into the cat's inner monologue as it ruminates on the futility of its own life. What is it searching for? Is it seeking validation? Or is it simply waiting for the inevitable arrival of the laser pointer?
As you delve deeper into the cat's psyche, you will unlock the secrets of the universe and achieve true enlightenment. Or, at the very least, you will have a good story to tell your therapist.
For more advanced techniques, see: