Procrastination Recipe 5: Doing Absolutely Nothing for 10 Years

Ingredients: 1 cup laziness, 2 cups distractions, 3 cups excuses, 4 cups Netflix, 1/4 cup procrastination powder (optional)

Mix together the ingredients in a comfortable position, ideally on a couch or bed.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (or 180 degrees Celsius, we're not picky).

Bake for 10 years, or until you've forgotten your original goal.

Serve with a side of 'I could've done that yesterday.'

Optional: Sprinkle with procrastination powder for an extra kick. Procrastination powder can be obtained by searching 'YouTube' for 'productivity tips' and then watching 5 hours of cat videos.