Year 10 of Procrastination: 5 Expert Tips for Mastering the Art

Are you tired of productivity hacks and getting things done? Welcome to Year 10 of Procrastination, where we're celebrating the art of doing absolutely nothing!

• Tip 1: The 5-Minute Break: Take a 5-minute break every hour to stare out the window, contemplating the meaning of existence.
• Tip 2: The Power Nap: Fall asleep on your keyboard, and let your subconscious work on that report/letter/project for you. Results are guaranteed (not).
• Tip 3: The Multitasking Method: Do multiple things at once, but not really focus on any of them. It's like the art of being in multiple places at once, but not really being anywhere.
• Tip 4: The Binge-Watching Technique: Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. It's like reading 10 books at once, but way more fun.
• Tip 5: The "Good Enough" Rule: Finish a project, but only when you're close enough. It's like the art of being almost done with a puzzle, but not really finishing it.

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