The 8th Technique of Doing Nothing: Extreme Procrastination

A Guide to Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing, with Style

In the grand tradition of procrastinators, I present to you, the 8th and greatest of all techniques: the art of doing absolutely, utterly, completely, and totally nothing.

Also known as "Extreme Procrastination," this technique involves taking the art of putting things off to new heights, new depths, new levels of sheer, unadulterated avoidance.

Here's the key:

• Step 1: Stare intensely at the clock, waiting for inspiration to strike.
• Step 2: Develop a complex system of priorities that always puts something, anything, else first.
• Step 3: Practice the art of finding a single, solitary reason to put something off, no matter how small, no matter how trivial.
• Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3,ประกolutely, ad infinitum.

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