Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Section 7: The Art of Doing Nothing

			public function procrastinate($activity) {
				while (true) {
					print("I'm busy...");
					sleep(10000);
				}
			}
		

Warning: May cause irreversible brain damage. Prolonged use can lead to:

• Loss of productivity
• Increased caffeine consumption
• Exacerbated feelings of guilt and shame

But hey, who needs productivity, right?

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