Creating an Alt-Account for Maximum Efficiency

In today's digital age, having an alt-account is not just a novelty - it's a necessity. Think about it: your real-life social media account is like the corporate, beige-colored cubicle of the online world. But your alt-account? That's like the neon-lit, underground club where the wild things happen.

Here are some techniques to create an alt-account that's the envy of the internet:

• Make it a parody of yourself, but with more attitude.
• Use a username that's a play on your real name, but with a few well-placed exclamation points or question marks.
• Create a profile picture that's a close approximation of yourself, but with a few... let's say, "creative" modifications.
• Post content that's 99% the same as your real account, but with 1% more sarcasm.
• Use a bio that's a laundry list of all the things you're not.

Alt-accounts for grown-ups: because adulting is hard, but making an alt-account is easy.

Best practices for creating an alt-account: because you're not a monster (but your alt-account can be).