Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Slacker

Chapter 1: Do Nothing Year

When the boss asks you to do something, just say you're busy... for the next 10 years.

Fake Email 1: The Classic "I'm on a Break"

Send an email saying you're on a break and won't be available for the next 10 years.

Fake Email 2: The "I'm in a Meeting with a Therapist" Excuse

Claim you're in a meeting with a therapist and won't be able to attend to anything for the next decade.

Remember, it's all about setting boundaries and being firm but flexible... or not.

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