Do Nothing: Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Slack

Chapter 10: Fantasy Football Team Management

As the great procrastinator, you're likely to be a master of the fantasy football universe. However, even the most skilled slacker requires a strategic approach to dominate the competition.

Here are a few techniques to help you maximize your fantasy football team's potential while minimizing effort:

• 1. Overthink every decision, because who needs a gut feeling when you can analyze stats for hours?
• 2. Understudy the competition, because who needs to actually play the game when you can watch others do it?
• 3. Overdraft your team's budget, because why save money when you can go broke trying to win?

By applying these techniques, you'll be well on your way to becoming a fantasy football mastermind – or at least, you'll be able to convince yourself that you're a mastermind.