10 Procrastination Techniques to Lose Your Mind

Because adulting is overrated.

1. Buy a pottery wheel, because adulting is all about making art.

2. Start a podcast, because who needs human interaction, anyway?

3. Read the entire internet, because someone has to fact-check all those "news" sources.

4. Compile a list of all your dreams, because who needs actual productivity?

5. Create a website about procrastination, because meta.

6. Play video games in VR, because reality is overrated.

7. Collect stamp covers, because who needs a social life, anyway?

8. Make a succulent garden, because plants are like therapy, but better.

9. Start a collection of useless things, because hoarding is a thing, apparently.

10. Just pretend to be productive, because who needs actual results, anyway?