Procrastination is not just a time-wasting habit, but a complex social phenomenon. It's not just about putting off tasks, it's about creating an entire culture of avoidance.
Did you know that the average person spends 3 hours and 14 minutes per day procrastinating? That's 2 years and 10 weeks of productivity gone down the drain! Or is it up the minimalist's chimney?
But fear not, friends, for we have compiled the ultimate list of procrastination techniques for the modern age:
Stay tuned for more in-depth analysis of each technique, and remember: the art of doing nothing is a skill that takes time to develop.