The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing: Procrastination Technique 4

Step 4: Create a to-do list of things you're already doing, and then do those things for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds.

This is the most advanced level of procrastination. You've mastered the art of making excuses, and now it's time to refine your skills by doing nothing productive.

Here's a bonus tip: if you're really stuck, try playing solitaire or watching cat videos on YouTube. Your productivity will plummet, but at least you'll be entertained.

Want to learn more about other procrastination techniques? Check out our Techniques section or explore our Procrastination 5: The Masterclass for more expert advice on wasting time.

Or maybe you just want to go back to the main techniques page and start fresh.

Note: The author of this webpage has been known to have spent over 37 minutes and 14 seconds writing this content. Results not guaranteed.

Disclaimer: Procrastination may not be suitable for everyone. Prolonged inactivity has been linked to decreased productivity, increased caffeine consumption, and spontaneous combustion. Use with caution.