Technique 7: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Also known as "The Ultimate Productivity Hack", this technique involves setting a timer forประก 37 hours and 14 minutes, then spending exactly 37 minutes of that time on a task, before taking a 14 minute break to scroll through memes on your phone.

Key Takeaways:

• Don't actually do any work during the 37 minutes of work time
• Only do work during the 14 minute breaks, when your brain is slightly less tired
• Repeat this process for a guaranteed 90% reduction in productivity

Example use cases for this technique include:

• Writing a novel in your pajamas
• Playing video games all day while your family thinks you're working
• Ordering pizza for lunch, then eating it for dinner

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion from too many memes
• Temporary memory loss from excessive YouTube scrolling
• Long-term effects: permanent couch potato status

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Technique 8: Mastering the Art of Procrastination Through Extreme Prolonging