The Vacation Gambit: A Procrastination Technique

Step 1: Book a flight to a random destination. Anywhere but home.

• Get a pet rock and name it "Vacation Buddy" to justify the trip.
• Book a hotel room with a view of the couch.
• Call in "sick" and claim the doctor prescribed "rest and relaxation" as a treatment.

Step 2: Create a fake to-do list with items like "Learn to play the trombone" and "Practice yoga on a mountaintop."

• Schedule "trombone lessons" with a local musician.
• Find a mountaintop to practice your downward-facing dog.
• Invest in a pair of "relaxation sandals" for the ultimate zen experience.

Next Steps: Procrastinate Like a Pro!