Year 10 of Doing Absolutely Nothing: The Ultimate Guide

After nine years of perfecting the art of procrastination, we've compiled our top tips to help you reach new levels of productivity... in doing nothing.

Tips:

• 1. Create a to-do list with an infinite number of items, then stare at it.
• 2. Use your favorite video game to train your focus muscles.
• 3. Develop a strong sense of self-doubt, it will help you question every decision.
• 4. Learn to recognize the difference between a 'real' task and a 'fake' task.
• 5. Practice the art of pretending to work while secretly playing Solitaire.

Still need more help? Visit our Procrastination 101 page for advanced techniques.