It's 2023, and We're Still on the Couch

We've reached the pinnacle of modern society. The year is 2023, and we're still not doing anything productive. No one is working, no one is innovating, and no one is even getting off the couch. It's a beautiful thing.

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Why We Can't Be Bothered

  1. Our existential dread is too high.
  2. Our Netflix subscriptions are too good.
  3. We're still waiting for the apocalypse.

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