As a responsible cape-wearing citizen, it's your duty to know our official cape policies. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
When wearing a cape, always wear it on the front, never the back. Trust us, it's a safety thing.
Our cape policies are in place to protect you from the dangers of cape-related incidents. So, please, for the love of all things cape, follow these:
In the event of a sudden cape malfunction, do not attempt to fix it yourself. Call our 24/7 Cape Hotline at /docs/cape-hotline immediately.
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