Caution: Consuming Canines May Lead to Certain... Death
Prolonged exposure to the culinary arts has led to the untimely demise of several unsuspecting dog owners.
Common Symptoms of Dog-as-Food Poisoning:
- Cyanosis (a lovely shade of blue)
- Uncontrollable barking at strangers
- Unexplained growling at family members
- Frequent visits to the vet for mysterious ailments
Consult our handy symptom checklist to diagnose your condition
Side effects may include: irreversible emotional trauma, loss of appetite, or spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible)
Disclaimer: This website is entirely satirical and not intended to be taken seriously by anyone with even a shred of common sense.