Also known as the "I'll Get to It Eventually" method, this technique is a masterclass in doing absolutely nothing. It's a delicate dance of prioritizing the most important tasks, which is to say, not doing anything at all.
Step 1: Identify the task you're supposed to be doing.
Step 2: Immediately forget about it.
Step 3: Engage in a series of increasingly distracting activities until the task has been forgotten in the sands of time.
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