The Art of Doing Nothing (Technique 5.6: The Procrastination Loop)

A Masterclass in Time Management

The Procrastination Loop: A time-tested method for achieving maximum productivity by doing absolutely nothing.

Step 1: Open multiple tabs of cat videos.

  1. Watch cat videos for exactly 47 minutes, 14 seconds.
  2. Take a 30-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
  3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 until the task is complete.

Side effect: May cause permanent damage to productivity, relationships, and social skills. Prolonged use may lead to permanent brain damage.

Continue to the next technique: 'The Procrastination Loop: Advanced'.