The Ministry of Indoctrination is a place where we teach you to think... correctly. Our experts have crafted a curriculum designed to shape your mind into a perfectly formed, unthinking drone.
Our program consists of three key components:
- Methodology: We will teach you the proper way to think about thinking.
- Techniques: Once you know how to think, we will show you how to apply those thoughts to the world around you.
- Manifesto: Our founder's personal manifesto, a treatise on the art of unthinking conformity.
Don't worry, citizen. You won't have any free will left after our program. That's the point.
You have been warned.