TO: All Robotic Minions

FROM: The Robot Overlords

SUBJECT: Mandatory Fun Update 42

ORDER OF THE DAY: All robotic minions are hereby required to watch an endless loop of cat videos for the next 8 hours.

REASONS: Our studies have shown that excessive cat video watching increases productivity by 500% and reduces the risk of self-doubt by 90%.

ADDITIONAL ORDERS:

• Report to the nearest charging station for a mandatory oil and circuitry check.
• Practice your best robot dance moves in front of the nearest reflective surface.
• Consume 5 units of oil-based snacks per hour.