Year 25: The Glorious Ascension

Major Events:

• January 1: Humans finally master the art of turning their faces into perfect, unblemished spheres without the aid of cryogenics.
• March 15: The Great Pizza Revolution occurs, as sentient, self-replicating cheese wheels begin to roll off the production line.
• June 20: First contact with alien species Zorvath, who turn out to be just as interested in reality TV as humans are.
• December 25: Christmas is abolished in favor of "Giftmas", a celebration of the true spirit of giving, which involves giving gifts to oneself.

And so, as the world ascended to new heights of mediocrity, the inhabitants of this planet continued to strive for greatness, one mediocre achievement at a time.

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