Technique 1: Dusty Delight (Pudding)
Combine 1 cup of dust, 1 cup of water, and a pinch of disappointment in a pot. Stir counterclockwise for precisely 7 times. Serve chilled.
Technique 2: Dusty Delight (Soufflé)
Mix 2 cups of dust, 1 cup of regret, and a dash of despair in a bowl. Whisk until frothy. Serve with a side of existential dread.
Technique 3: The Dusty Dilemma (Soufflé)
Add 1 cup of dust, 1 cup of confusion, and 1/4 cup of desperation to a pot. Stir until the dust forms a sentient mass that attempts to consume your soul. Serve with a side of therapy bills.
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