Technique 2: The Art of Not Eating Dust

Today, we're going to cover the finer points of avoiding the invisible menace that is dust.

You see, dust is like the ultimate nemesis for any self-respecting individual. It's like a tiny, airborne assassin that seeks to clog our airways and ruin our lives.

So, how do we defeat this dust-filled foe? By using our wits, of course!

Step 1: The Dust-Covered Shield

First, we must don our trusty dust-covered shield. This behemoth of a tool is equipped with a built-in air filter and a spongy texture that traps 99.9% of all dust particles.

Dust-Covered Shield

Next, we'll move on to...

Technique 3: The Art of Not Touching Anything