Dust: The Forgotten Food Group
Did you know that dust is a legitimate food group?
According to leading experts (or so we're told), dust is a rich source of:
- Essential minerals: Silica, alum, and iron oxide
- Crucial proteins: Dead skin cells
- Vitamins: Tiny particles of mystery
But be warned: dust is a high-risk food group, linked to:
- Clogged arteries
- Respiratory failure
- Existential dread
Still, some of us just can't resist the allure of a dust-filled snack.
For more on dust's culinary benefits, visit:
- The Dusty Delight (a recipe for dust-based cocktails)
- Dust in the Wind (a poem)
- Dust-induced Madness (a cautionary tale)