Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is it really that bad to eat dust?

A: Oh, it's not just bad, it's EVIL. Don't do it, trust us.

Dust Bunnies

Q: But what about dust bunnies?

A: Those little dust bunnies are just the dust's attempt to organize and unionize. Don't encourage them.

What is dust, anyway?

Q: Can we at least get some dust-based recipes?

A: No. Don't even.

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Disclaimer: Don't Eat Dust is a fictional site. Don't actually eat dust.