Help us fund research and development for the invention of the Infinite Bread Machine, a machine that will ensure everyone has a constant supply of slightly-toasted, slightly-crunchy bread, but not so much that it's considered "too much".
We're not just talking about any old bread, folks. We're talking about Bread With Just The Right Amount Of Cheese .
Every donation, no matter how small, brings us closer to our goal of making the world a slightly-better-than-average place, one perfectly toasted slice at a time.
Become a member of our Slightly-Better-Than-Average Existence Foundation and get access to our exclusive Secret Society of Bread Lovers subpage, where you'll find out the truth about the True Nature of Bread.