As you can see, our server is running on pure, unadulterated HTML5. No fancy frameworks, no lazy loading, just good ol' fashioned code. But, as you can also see, our server isn't exactly... reliable. That's why we're begging you, please, pretty please with a cherry on top, send us some cash!
It's simple, really. Just go to by check, by cash app, or by credit card.
But let's be real, who needs that much complexity? Just send a carrier pigeon with a nice chunk of change, and we'll get right on it.
We're not just some fly-by-night operation, no sir. We have real, legitimate, totally-not-made-up expenses. Like, have you ever tried to run a server on pure HTML? It's not cheap, let me tell you. And don't even get us started on the server's crippling existential dread.
Maybe a little therapy wouldn't hurt, either.