Donation Levels: Level 8: "I've Given Up on Life"

html Donation Levels: Level 8: "I've Given Up on Life"

You've reached the depths of despair.

Congratulations, you've managed to scrape together enough spare change to buy a single pack of ramen noodles. You're basically a philanthropist now. But let's be real, you've given up on life, and that pack of ramen is just a symbol of your desperation.

As a level 8 donor, you're eligible for:

Our exclusive "I've Given Up on Life" mug, featuring a picture of a sad, defeated person holding a ramen pack.
A personalized certificate of participation, signed with a faint scent of disappointment.
A 10% off discount code for our "I'm Not Dead Yet" t-shirt, because, let's face it, you're basically dead inside.

But wait, there's more! As a level 8 donor, you're also eligible for our exclusive subpage:

Level 9: "I'm Just Going Through the Motions"