Advanced Archives: A Pledge of Love and Donations
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Level 1: The Humble Beginnings
For the low, low price of $5, you get:
- A virtual high-five from us!
- A personalized thank-you note, written in crayon.
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Level 2: The Early Bird Catches the Donation
For the modest sum of $10, you get:
- A digital sticker that says "I donated to this thing!"
- Early access to our next (completely unfinished and untested) project.
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Level 3: The Patron of Progress
For the generous sum of $25, you get:
- A personalized video message from our lead designer, recorded in a crowded coffee shop.
- Access to our secret Discord server, where you can talk to us directly.
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Level 4: The Donor of Despair
For the exorbitant sum of $100, you get:
- A private concert from our lead musician, playing only the most annoyingly loud and ear-piercingly shrill tunes.
- A personalized, hand-written letter of regret from our lead designer, explaining why the project is taking so long.
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Level 5: The Patron of Patience
For the truly remarkable sum of $500, you get:
- A personalized, handmade, hand-delivered, hand-illustrated book of apologetic poetry.
- A personalized, hand-crafted, hand-delivered, hand-illustrated map of our project timeline.