Donate Pledge Levels: Advanced

Welcome, advanced donors! You're so fancy.

Perks for the Elite

At this level, you'll get:

Exclusive access to our VIP chat room, where you can complain about the state of the world with fellow donors
A personalized thank-you video message from our lead developer, who will probably just be sitting alone in their apartment eating Cheetos
A complimentary copy of our upcoming book, "The Art of Giving Money to People Who Will Probably Just Use It to Buy More Cheetos"
Invitation to our annual donor retreat, where you can network with other donors and pretend to be a functional member of society for a weekend

But wait, there's more!