Donate to Level 9 of the Beggar's Labyrinth
We're on the brink of collapse, and we need your help!
Level 9, the deepest, darkest level of the Beggar's Labyrinth, has been plagued by a severe drought of snacks. The beggars are on the brink of starvation, and the only thing standing between them and certain doom is YOU, dear donor!
Contribute to our cause and help us stock up on the finest quality rags, the freshest fish, and the plumpest of plums. Your donation will be used to:
- Buy the most expensive, artisanal rags in the land
- Fund the research and development of a new, high-tech beggar-bots to automate the begging process
- Host the annual "Beggar's Ball", a grand gala where the beggars can mingle, dance, and complain about their miserable lives.