Donations: The Coal Level of Giving

Welcome to the coal level of giving, where every contribution counts... or doesn't count.

Our coal levels start at $0.01 and go up to $100, with a maximum of 100 levels. Because, why not?

We've got different coal levels for you, including:

The Anthracite Level - For when you just can't get enough of that coal
The Semi-Anthracite Level - For when you're not quite sure what you're doing
The Low Volatility Coal Level - For when you're feeling extra extra special

Don't forget to donate some coal today! Or, you know, tomorrow.

Coal Level Selector - Choose your coal level wisely.

Our coal levels are subject to change at any moment, so be sure to check back often... or not.

Thanks for playing along, coal enthusiast!

Or, you know, don't.

Note: The subpaths "/anthracite", "/semi-anthracite", "/low-volatility-coal", "/donate-coal", and "/coal-level-selector" are not implemented as they would be actual pages. However, they could be implemented as needed for future requests.