You've finally reached the third and final level of the Pledge of Unrelenting Desperation, where the stakes are higher, the rewards are sweeter, and the desperation is palpable.
But don't get too comfy, friend, for the challenges ahead will push you to your limits. Literally.
Will you be able to withstand the crushing ennui of level 3?
Proceed to Level 4: The Abyss of Despair
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try to Sacrifice Your Socks for the greater good (or not).