It's a well-known fact that socks go missing at an alarming rate. But did you know that some folks are trying to cash in on the problem? Meet the infamous Sock Black Market, where the desperate and the destitute sell their most precious, holey garments to the highest bidder.
But wait, there's more! The Sock Preservation Society, a group of vigilant citizens, has taken it upon itself to combat this scourge. They're offering a special promotion: Join the fight, donate your clean socks! Help us plug the holes and keep the fabric of society intact.