Donate to the Cause, or Don't

You're probably wondering why you're here. It's not like we're asking you for money or anything.

But seriously, our cause is noble. We're trying to fund the world's most expensive, most unnecessary, and most utterly fascinating research project ever conceived.

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The Science

It's simple really: We're going to build a giant, flaming, mechanical spider robot that shoots laser beams and plays the trombone.

The science behind this project involves a lot of things, like physics, engineering, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated madness.

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The Budget

We're not really sure how much it'll cost, but we're guessing it'll be somewhere between $10,000 and $100,000,000.

We're not really sure how we're going to pay for it, but we're counting on the kindness of strangers.

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