Welcome to John's Tip Jar, where the tips are always hot and the humor is always sharper.

You've reached the "Contributions" page, because John is a glutton for punishment.

Here's what John wants you to know:

He loves cats, but only if they're wearing tiny hats.
He's secretly a master of the ancient art of ninjutsu, but only on Tuesdays.
He's been known to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting, and still have room for more.

Contribute to John's Tip Jar today, and help him fund his cat cafe habit: