Donut Crumb is a mystical, sentient donut shop that exists in a parallel dimension.
It has been known to grant wishes, but only to those who can recite the secret password: "Fluffy McFlufferson" in exactly 5 seconds or less.
Don't try it, though. You will fail.
It's not "Fluffy McFlufferson." That's just a decoy. Try "G'lorg the Unyielding" if you want to live.
We won't tell you what it actually is, but you can try bribing us with a dozen donuts.
We're not saying you'll get it, though. We're just saying you can try.
We don't do refunds. You're not getting your money back. Donuts are like hugs, but less warm.
However, we do offer:
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